01
Oct

One of the Legendary Three Ninja and known as the Toad Sage, Jiraiya of The Village Hidden in the Leaves.

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30
Sep

sasukeeuchiha:

Naruto text post meme:

part 1 / part 2 / part 3 / part 4 / part 5 / part 6 / part 7

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26
Sep
badgerhat:


inbredhulkchild said: 7 Jiraiya please!

7. In winter clothes
toads do not like the snow

badgerhat:

inbredhulkchild said: 7 Jiraiya please!

7. In winter clothes

toads do not like the snow

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25
Sep
Tale of the Utterly Gutsy Shinobi as imagined by Naruto Uzumaki

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24
Sep

s-a-k-u-s:

30 Day Naruto Challenge
Day 07: Favorite Opening
↳ Naruto: Shippuuden OP6 - "SIGN" by FLOW

Isnpiration & Template
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17
Sep

imagine-assassins:

Do not picture your OTP having a kid and losing said kid in a ball pit.

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17
Sep

I know that you’re confused about who you are, so I’m going to tell you…

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#it's a really bad character comparison for the au we're doing now whoOPS #but they're literally jiraiya and akemi ok #i watched this show for like half a seasons but w/e it's them
16
Sep

In all my years of living, I’ve come close to death only twice. The first time I broke six ribs, both arms, and ruptured a handful of internal organs. That was when I was caught doing “research” at a hot spring and Tsunade beat me like a drum. 

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16
Sep

rpmemedatabase:

"Good thing you know how to cheat."
"No, no. Badtouch. Badtouch!"
"Don’t say it. I’m in enough pain."
"I’m serious. You need help!"
"I have no more love to give today."
"Do it badass like I would."
"All these idiots think about is sex."
"I’m sorry, what’s that? I can’t hear you over the sound of my deafening awesomeness."
"You should’ve thought about that before you took your stupid clothes off."
"If you ever breathe a word of this I will gut you like a carp."
"Just for once I want you to tell me the truth."
"I’ll follow you anywhere, my sweet."
"Oh, come on. Where is the trust?"
"You can’t tattoo a frickin’ baby!"
"There’s not enough therapy in the world to undo that."
"We all gotta do what we all gotta do."
"I’m trying to stay positive, you know?"
"I don’t need a baby to validate my existence."
"But I don’t want to be people!"
"That was actually pretty ballsy." 
"Everything out here either wants to eat me or give me malaria."
"I think I’ve earned a kebab."
"I know you’re in a lot of pain so just try to relax."
"I am unbelievably angry right now."
"How am I the bad guy?"
"Super glad I didn’t wet my pants."
"As long as you learn something from it, it’s not a mistake."
"What? Are you nuts?"
"Nipple town!"
"No words. My words have failed me."
"You’re just doing this to spite me!"
"Let your weapon be an extension of your body."
"I’m sorry, I shouldn’t have said that. But I’m under a lot of stress."
"Why would you think it’s okay to share that?"
"It’s called nymphomania."
"And just for the record: I don’t care."
"This is so boring and forever-taking."
"Vincent Van Gogh fuck yourself."
"You colossal fucking idiot."
"Keep it in your pants, sister."
"Even for you that is pathetic."
"And there goes my erection."
"Way to go, stupid."
"Has anyone ever told you you are profoundly self-centred?"
"You’re as dumb as you are stupid."

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15
Sep
maskedscarecrow:

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Wow. Not much to say, really, other than thank you. 
I appreciate every single one of my followers, old and new — old followers for sticking with me (through my many hiatuses and snail-speed ship development) and new followers for clicking into my blog and somehow finding something worth following. I really enjoy interacting with everyone, and it’s beyond flattering to have reached this milestone. 
Apologies in advance if I miss anyone! This is definitely not an exhaustive list of people I will follow forever.
    his important people
+  aninjahound  +  burningupthewill  +  eternally-youth  +  little-golden-egg  +  passthesake  +  raposaselada  +  unwaveringmotives  +  unwiltingblossom  +  yondammnn  +
    brothers from... the same mother
+  chxdorii  +  hatake-fame  +  sonofwhitefang  +  thousandbirds  +  warxdog  +  wellhonedblade  + 
    RPers that you should probably follow
+  a-new-dynasty  +  adiutorem  +  anbuswag  +  bloodlacedscythes  +  butterfly-choji  +  desertgourd  +  drinkingwiththehokage  +  fuzzybrowss  +  godaimekazekagesama  +  godofsenju  +  gxldenxflash  +  indigocosmos  +  kagemxne  +  konohawarhawk  +  leavesoftoka  +  mind-smith  +  naru-uzumaki  +  novelisticdetail  +  ragtagmoneybag  +  rainuzumaki  +  scorpion-stings  +  shintenshin-nin  +  somniare—aeternum  +  spiritwithinthesand  +  super-pervy-sage  +  thequeenofsand  +  xhaeres  +
    non-RPers who are also pretty great
 +  make-a-guess  +  pikacheeka   +  variksenpelatin  +
    mini giveaway
It’s not a milestone without a giveaway, right? I’ll be random-generator-picking three winners, who will each get to choose one of the following:
a short fic  [ info ]
a promo/follow-forever banner  [ examples: 1 | 2 | 3 ]
a page code  [ examples: 1 | 2 ]
a fanmix for a character/ship/anything [ my 8tracks ]
Both likes and reblogs count, but you have to be following me, since this is for thanking my followers. I’m going to be pretty busy for the next while, thought, so I can’t promise speed. Who am I kidding, I can’t promise quality, either. (Oh, and if you’d like to like/reblog without entering the giveaway, just shoot me a quick message to opt out!)

maskedscarecrow:

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Wow. Not much to say, really, other than thank you

I appreciate every single one of my followers, old and new — old followers for sticking with me (through my many hiatuses and snail-speed ship development) and new followers for clicking into my blog and somehow finding something worth following. I really enjoy interacting with everyone, and it’s beyond flattering to have reached this milestone. 

Apologies in advance if I miss anyone! This is definitely not an exhaustive list of people I will follow forever.

    his important people

+  aninjahound  +  burningupthewill  +  eternally-youth  +  little-golden-egg  +  passthesake  +  raposaselada  +  unwaveringmotives  +  unwiltingblossom  +  yondammnn  +

    brothers from... the same mother

+  chxdorii  +  hatake-fame  +  sonofwhitefang  +  thousandbirds  +  warxdog  +  wellhonedblade  + 

    RPers that you should probably follow

+  a-new-dynasty  +  adiutorem  +  anbuswag  +  bloodlacedscythes  +  butterfly-choji  +  desertgourd  +  drinkingwiththehokage  +  fuzzybrowss  +  godaimekazekagesama  +  godofsenju  +  gxldenxflash  +  indigocosmos  +  kagemxne  +  konohawarhawk  +  leavesoftoka  +  mind-smith  +  naru-uzumaki  +  novelisticdetail  +  ragtagmoneybag  +  rainuzumaki  +  scorpion-stings  +  shintenshin-nin  +  somniare—aeternum  +  spiritwithinthesand  +  super-pervy-sage  +  thequeenofsand  +  xhaeres  +

    non-RPers who are also pretty great

 +  make-a-guess  +  pikacheeka   +  variksenpelatin  +

    mini giveaway

It’s not a milestone without a giveaway, right? I’ll be random-generator-picking three winners, who will each get to choose one of the following:

  • a short fic  [ info ]
  • a promo/follow-forever banner  [ examples: 1 | 2 | 3 ]
  • a page code  [ examples: 1 | 2 ]
  • fanmix for a character/ship/anything [ my 8tracks ]

Both likes and reblogs count, but you have to be following me, since this is for thanking my followers. I’m going to be pretty busy for the next while, thought, so I can’t promise speed. Who am I kidding, I can’t promise quality, either. (Oh, and if you’d like to like/reblog without entering the giveaway, just shoot me a quick message to opt out!)

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#yooo thankyou!