wooow part two screenshots of loser family
hideki’s the cutest toddler and nobody can tell me otherwise
akemi will throw down
she is currently tickling hideki five times in a row bc i can’t get a good screenshot but i’m gonna make her shoo the mascot that’ll show ‘em
literally every serviceperson who comes to the house is attracted to jiraiya
like two repairwomen have wanted to get up on that and now a fucking mascot
he’s not even home how do you know you want that
Jiraiya was never opposed to the idea of having children because he disliked them - it was quite the opposite, in reality. He had two main fears which, along with the issue of no long-term relationships, held him back from having a family of his own. Those were one, that his children would take on one or more of his own undesirable traits, and two - that as a shinobi, he wouldn’t be around enough to steer them off of the path those traits may have taken them.
number 1 for the voice meme
"… I swear, I don’t remember my apartment bein’ this untidy…"
Current status: drawing something for you. Give me three hours or so and it'll be posted, in your tag, with a mention for you. Just in case.